just for fun {more kiddo-isms}

Here are some of my favorite quotes from Kiddo.  These are all from when he was younger - he doesn't have quite as many zingers as he used to.  Hope they make you smile!

"I may be small, but I will grow bigger."

"No way, no way, no way, no way!"
(singing the chorus to "The First Noel")
 

Family friend: "Kiddo, can I see your muscles?"
Kiddo: "No, they're inside me!"

"Oh, boy. Are you sure you want to wear those?" (referring to my sandals)

Kiddo: "Mommy, why don't you like my cereal?"
Me: "Well, why don't you like scrambled eggs?"
Kiddo: "God just made me that way!"

"I don't want to go to school. I want to stay home with you, Mommy, because you're my buddy."

"Supper is very good, Dear.  Thanks for making it!"

"It ouched me!"

"I'm silly because I'm 4. Mommy is 32, but sometimes she's silly anyway."

"Can you hear it, Mommy?"
(with his head pressed up against my ear, trying to get me to hear the song stuck in his head)

Me (while discussing the consequences of not cleaning up): "Does Mrs. Brenda [preschool teacher] put you in time out when you don't help clean up at school?"
Kiddo: "Yeah, if she can find me."

"They need to re-pave this road. It's atrocious!"

"You smell like Mommy. I like the Mommy smell."

"Mom? I'm glad you're my mommy."

"Mommy, if we get a baby, will I still be your favorite boy in the whole world?"

"Daddy is at work. The other daddy is still in bed sleeping."
(2 years old, in a public place...he had an imaginary friend named "The Other Daddy")

Kiddo-isms

Quotes from Kiddo while building race tracks:

"Look, Mommy, the car has to go through a loopty-doop!"

"Boy, Mommy, that track was treacherous!"

"Oh boy, this track is going to be brutal."

note to self #2

When you hear a small 6-year-old voice calling from the bathroom, and he hollers, "Mommy, I forgot to pull my underwear down when I went potty," you know you're in for an interesting day.

quote of the day

"Mommy, I think some chocolate chips or M&M's would finish my supper off nicely."

from the mouths of babes

From my 6-year-old's dictionary:  wisteria = "mysteria"